ext_78198 ([identity profile] hkneale.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] marycatelli 2010-07-10 04:54 am (UTC)

That's exactly what happens.

Anti-Hero: Marry me!
Our Heroine: (realising he's the Epitome of All That's Bad) No!
AH: (Making bad things happen) Marry me!
OH: (not falling for his tricks) No!
AH: (Slowly killing off her support group) Marry me!
OH: (Sobs) NO!
AH: (Brings war to area) Marry Me!
OH: (copes with disaster) No!
AH: (Brings war to doorstep) Marry Me!
OH: (Realises that he will never stop, and will destroy all she holds dear) Only if you make all this go away.
AH: Yes!!!
OH: Well?
AH: (keeps his promise) Marry me!
OH: (with reluctance and honour) All right. (Lives to regret it. But hey, the village is safe.)

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