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Jan. 12th, 2010 07:26 pm
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A man was coming out of Mass and he told the priest, "You know, Father, I'd come more often if you had more variety in your music, but every time I come it's either 'Silent Night' or 'Jesus Christ Is Risen Today.'"

A secretary was asked what her password was, and she said, "mickeyminniedonalddaisyplutogoofysacremento"  Whereupon they said that was long and she said, "but they said I needed six characters and a capital."

Date: 2010-01-13 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asakiyume.livejournal.com
Both jokes are very cute, but I liked the first especially. I'm going to try it out on my family.... actually I'll probably try both on them.

Date: 2010-01-13 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asakiyume.livejournal.com
Hahaha! That's what nearly happened!! But I pulled "Daisy" out at the last moment.

Date: 2010-01-13 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arhyalon.livejournal.com
Really funny!

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